Woah! What the hell?
I was kidnapped by these weird ninja alien things, which took me away to their planet of dragons to do battle for their very race against the evil French Nazi terrorists who had escaped from our world through the time vortex.
Needless to say I won and returned to you safe and sound – however I did miss the commentaries for the past two strips. I know you forgive me. Now, for this comic..
Who the hell is this arsehole?